Behold! The rare and sedentary Sleeping Merle. Imported by Robert Schubert & Co. from jungles primeval ( sustainably) this is a life form like no other. They make perfect pets and are a good way to practice leaving things alone as they are happiest unmolested. They sleep 23 hrs and 58 min a day, and absorb all they need from the air and gathering dust. It's unknown how long their lifespan is or how to determine their age but they do seem to get larger as decades pass. Currently supplied to out main seller on Marietta Square at Marina Marina, it is advised to purchase them while supplies last. Also available at my Etsy.